TRUMP JUST MADE BITCOIN AMERICA’S NEW GOLD RESERVE—WHAT??

Big news in the world of crypto: President Trump just signed an executive order establishing a U.S. Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. That’s right—America is now stockpiling Bitcoin like it’s Fort Knox 2.0. The goal? Attract crypto investors, boost financial security, and give the U.S. a leading role in digital assets.

But hold up—while this sounds cool, managing a national Bitcoin hoard could get messy (ever lost a password?). Plus, Bitcoin’s volatility is no joke. Will this plan cement America’s crypto dominance, or is it just another high-risk gamble?

Either way, this is a huge moment for Bitcoin and digital currencies in the U.S. If nothing else, at least we know where your tax dollars might be going—in a digital wallet that someone in Washington is definitely going to forget the password to.