Trump’s Secret Saudi Arabia Mission: What’s He Really Up To?

Donald Trump is on a mission to broker peace between Russia and Ukraine… in Saudi Arabia.

Wait, what?

Yes, in yet another Trump Tries Diplomacy episode, the former president is flying to Riyadh to personally negotiate an end to the war. You know, the war between two countries that aren’t Saudi Arabia.

Why Saudi Arabia?

Good question. Here are some theories:

1. Photo ops – What’s a Trump diplomatic trip without golden thrones and glowing orbs?
2. Business interests – Remember, Saudi Arabia basically bankrolls Trump’s golf courses. Just saying.
3. Deflecting attention – What better way to make people forget about your felony conviction than pretending you’re saving the world?

Trump Blames… Ukraine?

Here’s the real kicker—Trump isn’t just negotiating; he’s blaming Ukraine for being “too difficult” at the peace table. You know, the country that’s literally getting bombed by Russia.

At this point, his foreign policy is like a badly written soap opera: the villains become heroes, the victims get blamed, and somehow, Trump is always the protagonist.

Will This Work?

Hard no. Saudi Arabia isn’t the power broker here, and neither is Trump. This trip is pure political theater, designed to make Trump look like the ultimate dealmaker while accomplishing absolutely nothing.

But hey, at least we’ll get some new awkward handshake photos out of it.